So . . . it appears I write pirate sea shanties for bio-engineered pigmy elefantmen. Yep. That’s a thing I do.
First attempt at first line and chorus:
To the guns, to the guns, my cheery elefantmen
To the guns, to the guns, heave ho!
Ram ’em and cram ’em with ball and shot
Hold your fire—hold your fire—let blow!